Alright folks, so here's what's going down. I have a 15pg paper, two 10pg papers, 2 presentations, one paper thats 2000words in A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE (in that squiggly Arabic type that young kids go crazy over, waaa!). And thats just the assignments due, upcoming. Right now, tonight? 300pages.

No biggie. Want to know why? Well, I'm a full-time student, law school prospective who makes pictures for the marketing department of a research institution while banging my head to rock and hip hop and....Ingrid Michaelson? ....>.> Er. Uh.

Anyway, this journal? To relieve some of that overwhelming stress and add some more nonsense to the intarwebs.

True facts: Today around midday I sent out a text that said,

"Don't want to meet your daddy, just want you in my caddy! Don't want to meet your momma just want to make you....

Comma. CUZ I LUV PUNCTUATION DUH LOL."

Also true facts, these were the responses:

Mayhem: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Fooz: You have got to be kidding me!
Nikky-Bhai: Are you on crack?
Kay: I'm sorry miss jackson um I am for real, never meant to make your mama cry, I apologize a trillion times.
And somewhere on campus in a class room with some guy talking about globalization, Drakel made a WTF face.

Kay won. O_o

Anyway.

She's walking around looking like Michael with your money, so you better get on that.

*stress makes me weird*
*genetics does too*
*shit.*